WWE Wrestlemania 41 Raw SmackDown
This story goes out to that wife who said, "Why is he looking at you like that?" to her husband. I really hope that you get to read or hear about this.
The reason why I was looking at your husband like that is because I was contemplating about kicking the shit out of your husband in front of you and your two little kids for talking smack to me.
So let's break this down. I'm thinking that he brought you and your two little kids for Wrestlemania weekend. But he forgot that I'm not a part of Raw SmackDown Wrestlemania show. Therefore, he shouldn't be talking smack to somebody just because he wears a Phillies hat. Some people don't give a flying f**ck if you guys are from Philadelphia and I'm one of them.
Let me guess. Because your husband is a jackass in general, so he had to use your account to request a car since nobody is willing to come for his jackass. If you are running late to catch the flight, you could've taken the taxi waiting in front of the hotel. Instead, because you or your husband is a cheapskate after spending all that money for Wrestlemania on Saturday, y'all decided to request the cheapest option/car on Lyft when y'all could've requested SUV. What the f**k is wrong with y'all dumb asses? And why is your husband talking smack like he is John Cena or some shit? I know your husband is a testosterone overloaded nutjob with a replica championship belt who never wrestled in his life, but he shouldn't be talking smack to random strangers. Your husband ain't built like that and I already know it. I decided not to whoop your husband because I didn't want your two little kids being traumatized since they look up to your husband as a hero and role model. Next time use your f**king brain!
NWO 4 LIFE!!!